i eschewed the tongs deliberately
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Jun 16
i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again: i’m rooting for Iran
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Jun 12
Some details in this film were "borrowed," it seems, from what I wrote in my book about "Rocky," a retired Delta Force attack dog. In real life, though, the dog used its titanium teeth to eat human flesh and its handler, Billy Lavigne, moonlighted as a hitman for a Mexican cartel
It’s not who you live for… It’s who you’d die for. Watch Brad Pitt in the new trailer for David Ayer’s HEART OF THE BEAST - only in theatres September 25th.
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Jun 12
The US is long overdue for revolution. That it has not yet taken place is a testament both to the enduring power of the US ruling class and to the resulting docility, servility and conformism of its people. The US is truly the most propagandized nation on earth.
Jun 11
SPACEX IPO MAKES ELON MUSK WORLD'S FIRST TRILLIONAIRE
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Jun 9
this is like that clip where Paul comes up with Get Back
10 Jun 2020
I absolutely need a 10 part behind-the-scenes documentary on the making of the Paul Rudd/Tim & Eric Celery Man sketch
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May 30
need to recreate this with the fellas
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trump stomping all over american iconography is exactly what this place needs. break the illusion. this is what you are. a dave n busters country
May 27
This is what Donald Trump has done to the People's House. It's just a busted ass trash palace.
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I think there is something in the air that is making everyone become insane but I’m not sure what it is
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May 20
If you’re an aspiring filmmaker I’m curious: what was the moment you realized you wasted your entire life?
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May 15
John Travolta is experimenting with an incredibly powerful look. I will be monitoring this situation
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Trump on Iran War:
Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?
Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation
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May 11
people straight up do not read anymore. i don’t mean books… i mean signs, menus, literally any form of written communication
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21 Aug 2024
(To my girl friends gay friend while she’s in the bathroom) Big dog…you are mother
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GRANDMA TEXTING ME: How's it been? Are you still sleeping somewhere warm?
ME SENDING A VOICE MEMO: I don't know. Everything is illegal [turn signal sounds] I'm getting awesome. But they made everything illegal
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