Driving PageSpeed automatic & network proxy performance characterization.

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Every AI crawler hitting your site downloads your cookie banner. It wants your words; you're sending the wrapper. ModPageSpeed 2.0 now serves crawlers clean Markdown on the same URLs. Content negotiation, Vary: Accept, noindex so it never competes in search. modpagespeed.com/blog/serve-…
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Strategy has acquired 34,164 BTC for ~$2.54 billion at ~$74,395 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 9.5% YTD 2026. As of 4/19/2026, we hodl 815,061 $BTC acquired for ~$61.56 billion at ~$75,527 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy-…
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The bazaar is open. Gemini is ready to shop. Millions of Shopify merchants are ready to sell.
AI agents will be a big part of how we shop in the not-so-distant future. To help lay the groundwork, we partnered with Shopify, Etsy, Wayfair, Target and Walmart to create the Universal Commerce Protocol, a new open standard for agents and systems to talk to each other across every step of the shopping journey. And coming soon, UCP will power native checkout so you can buy directly on AI Mode and the @Geminiapp.
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6 Dec 2025
"We did it, one, to address the FUD and, two, to show the world that we can do it in a Bitcoin down cycle!" 🎵That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, you do it! 🎶 Great job done by the Strategy BOD
5 Dec 2025
This afternoon, Phong Le, CEO of @Strategy, joined @CNBC @PowerLunch to discuss how $MSTR moves with bitcoin, how our USD reserve addresses recent FUD, the shifting Overton Window, key volatility drivers, and why bitcoin’s long-term outlook remains strong.
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14 Nov 2025
We bought bitcoin every day this week.
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31 Oct 2025
Stretch your income. $STRC
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S&P Rating of "B-" was disappointing to some shareholders. However, what is underappreciated is that even a "B-" rating 3X the size of the global credit investor base!
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Metaplanet has formulated a new Capital Allocation Policy to guide financing, investment, and shareholder return decisions. The policy emphasizes disciplined use of preferred and common shares to maximize BTC Yield and long-term corporate value.
*Notice Regarding the Establishment of Capital Allocation Policy*
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Metaplanet has authorized the repurchase of up to 150 million shares of its common stock. Concurrently, the company has secured a credit facility for use up to $500 million to be utilized at the company’s discretion.
*Notice Regarding the Establishment of Share Repurchase Program*
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26 Oct 2025
It's Orange Dot Day.
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Where are the commercial banks with $BTC backed loans? It is quite literally the best collateral the world has ever seen - globally liquid 24/7/365, fungible, verifiable, etc. It’s a no loss business. What’s easier to liquidate, Real Estate or $BTC?
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22 Oct 2025
Interference mutes. Resonance amplifies. If a BTC treasury play enters the S&P, the question isn’t if the market reacts — it’s what frequency it starts vibrating at. @saylor @MicroStrategy
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16 Oct 2025
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bitcoinforsignal.org/ I'm one of the judges who gave this project a well-deserved first place at the @btcplusplus hackathon. I've been wanting to try MobileCoin. But it's such a failure I can't even buy any. @signalapp needs to accept reality and just add Bitcoin support.
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“rights aren’t given, they’re taken. bitcoin and nostr help you take and defend them, peacefully.” - @jack
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15 Oct 2025
yes
14 Oct 2025
Replying to @zerohedge
True. That is why Bitcoin is based on energy: you can issue fake fiat currency, and every government in history has done so, but it is impossible to fake energy.
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14 Oct 2025
Replying to @zerohedge
True. That is why Bitcoin is based on energy: you can issue fake fiat currency, and every government in history has done so, but it is impossible to fake energy.
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11 Oct 2025
Just Bitcoin
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New blog post: Doom GPU Flame Graphs, a fun demo of AI/GPU Flame Graphs and FlameScope, now open source brendangregg.com/blog/2025-0…
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