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“We asked 100 marines, whats something you do not want to see boarding a Covenant ship?”
*LOUD BUZZER*
“NAKED PROPHET”
“Nak- HUH?”
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Jun 15
Halo fans running for their lives after realizing they need to bathe instead of arguing about 16 year old game mechanics
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Jun 13
"Its the G.I. Joes ma'am. Your son's been hit with a COBRA death ray. Hes vaporized"
Jun 10
Imagine getting told your son died in an attack conducted by the snake themed terror group, COBRA
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Jun 12
Genuinely, what were they feeding Xbox 360 marketing
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Jun 11
久々に髪を短くしたのでCODWAWで最初に出てくる日本兵の将校になっています
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Jun 7
They say “destroy all monsters” yet Godzilla does nothing about the Epstein class running this country, interesting
The mightiest kaiju have gathered for the ultimate showdown!
Let the mayhem and mass destruction begin with Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee Remastered, coming November 3rd. 💥
atari.com/products/godzilla-…
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Jun 8
Tourists are getting bold these days
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La parte donde una dev dijo que "podemos hacer a Marcus fotoreslista pero no lo haremos para conservar su diseño" se baso muchísimo.
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Jun 7
In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money
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he looks so cool it's insane
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Jun 6
THE #LARP IS REAL.
Jun 6
(newtype flash)
YOURE NOW LISTENING TO
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007.9
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REAL GUNDAM UC
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WHERE WE PLAY GROUNDED, GRITTY MILITARY STORIES
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THIS AINT ANIME
(guns n roses - sweet child o mine starts playing)
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Jun 6
GTA 6 when Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Melee got announced:
Finally, another game has reportedly dared to release in November 2026 alongside GTA 6. And of course it stars Godzilla. kotaku.com/godzilla-is-the-o…
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Jun 6
(newtype flash)
YOURE NOW LISTENING TO
(g defenser crash)
007.9
(face slap sfx)
REAL GUNDAM UC
(gaza c explosion)
WHERE WE PLAY GROUNDED, GRITTY MILITARY STORIES
(axis shattering)
(purupurupuru)
THIS AINT ANIME
(guns n roses - sweet child o mine starts playing)
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"Jyn, my stardust, I have placed a weakness deep within the system. A flaw so small and powerful, they will never find it. I have made the Death Star non-compliant under OSHA 29 CFR 1926.502, incurring a cost of $16,550 per day for failure to abate violations."
No civilizations with technology as advanced as that in Star Wars would have failed to invent something as basic as guard rails around yawning chasms.
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Jun 3
i like the melee animation for the shotgun in halo 2 that looks like master chief is putting the barrel in his mouth
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Jun 2
Didn’t grow up a God of War fan so I played 2018 then went back and tried the first one and I have never felt so bad for fans of a series as I did that day.
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Jun 2
im not gonna lie saying "20 interrupted minutes of gameplay" and then showing a god of war game is really funny
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