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Replying to @kitten_beloved
I'll give the answer I always give to these questions: "Because communists won WWII"
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"You don't naturally get aroused from making out with your wife in your marital bed, you're just porn-brained"
nonsexual touch is actually magical and a cornerstone of a good marriage, you're all just pornbrained beyond any resemblance of sanity
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Simply fuck your wife non-sexually and tell her she needs to understand and prioritize non-sexual touch
there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
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"Fake it till you make it" "But how will you do the job?" "I dunno maybe they'll invent a computer program that will talk like a person who can do my job" "What the fuck are you taking about?" -overheard conversation in 1954
guy who faked-it-until-he-made-it but was starting to get in over his head can’t believe his luck when llms launched
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Remember: in the progressive faith, schools are always "underfunded" and are under constant pressure from "budget cuts" and heroic teachers just want to "reach deez keeds" Are these ideas coherent? lol lmao
Elon Musk: Trillionaire Jeff Bezos: Billionaire Public School Teachers: Can anyone help me get some pencils for my students?
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"We just need to make New York shitty enough that no one wants to come here or stay and then it will be cheap!" What a stupid, self-contradictory stance made up of pure narcissism of "it should be cheap [for me] but also it should be great so everyone wants to be here"
Art can't be a luxury made by and for the few. But the cost of living has made it impossible for so many New Yorkers to create the culture that makes this city beautiful. I joined Mayor @ZohranKMamdani at MoMA PS1 to talk about my journey in the arts and keeping NYC vibrant.
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>Invite the guy who is famous for being Black Science Man to speak >He acts like a guy who is famous for being Black Science Man, not like a "scientist"
Here is a story about a group of students who fundraised and worked for an entire year to bring Neil de Grasse Tyson to speak at an event: "We were a small college club with around 10 members and on a whim one of our members emailed tyson's agent to see if we could book him. We found out it would cost 40k (it raised to 50k in December of that year where I think it still might be) for his speaking fee plus expenses to have him come to our college for 1 day where he'd host a small lecture, a press meeting, dinner with up to 6 people, and the main lecture and a book signing time permitting. We decided to go for it, and spent a year where our club exclusively worked on bringing him in. When he arrived, myself and others introduced ourselves and our fields of study. He went after first of us in humanities or soft sciences pretty much relentlessly from the get go. We're all used to the philosophy major working at McDonald's joke, but he wasn't trying to be funny, and spent the ride from the airport making repeated comments about the uselessness of our majors. Additionally he spent about 5 minutes trying to show that logic was stupid but he was citing logical rules and Occam's razor. The small lecture was him bragging about how famous he was, and how easy it is to pull yourself out of poverty or etc. The dinner was for leaders of other clubs so helped us raise money. He took the piss out of how one student held her fork, and was impossibly smug when giving advice to physics students. The main event was a terribly boring lecture consisting of fart jokes and fan service; teasing the upcoming TV series he was in and not much else. He spent a quarter of the time reading Sagan's blue dot, which is nice but shouldn't have cost us because it wasn't his material. He left at about 2am, and we were all exhausted because we had spent the day busy setting up and tearing down. The whole affair cost nearly 85k. The additional money being for locations, personnel, air fare, Tyson's hotel, catering, etc. We all decided he was an ass hole. I'd never want to spend 16 hours with a celebrity again." From another member of the same group: "Neil deGrasse Tyson, who came to our university, gave a crappy speech rife with lame fart jokes, was rude and disrespectful with the people who organized the event (there were a couple campus clubs working on it for about a year). He equated one of the group's member's philosophy major as a degree in mental masturbation. We were so pumped to hear a talk about the universe, astrophysics, black holes and dark matter, and instead he gave a speech on debunking lame pop media science misconceptions such as the "supermoon" because the organizing club is known as a skeptic/secular humanist society. He then basically said he did us a favor and that we "owed him one" for that. He delivered a private lecture to our group and members of the campus physics club in which he realized he had said something witty, whipped out hsi iphone, and spent the next fifteen minutes trying to come up with the perfect wording for it to post it to his twitter. In the middle of a lecture we spent a year's work and $55k total to organize."
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"This show is bad but people like it because they're emotionally stunted" "Oh yeah! Well I like it because you hate it!" Covfefe's Law
We need more stories like Andor, not just because it's good, but because right wing idiots hated it so much, they are still coming up with hilarious new contrarian takes to this day because they can't grapple with their own ideology being represented as ultimate evil.
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This is not uncommon for them, btw
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You guys remember when Victoria Nuland admitted this in front of the Senate but because she wasn't supposed to everyone treated it like it didn't happen? That was weird, huh?
Today, I’m releasing never before seen intelligence revealing new evidence of past US government funding for more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine. In support of President Trump‘s Executive Order to end federal funding of dangerous gain of function research around the world, and increase transparency and accountability, ODNI will continue working with partners across the Administration to identify where these labs are, what pathogens they contain, and what “research” is being conducted. odni.gov/index.php/newsroom/…
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Covfefe Anon retweeted
White kids are perfectly capable of competing and winning. I despise the conservative pornographers like Elon or Eva Vanderboob RE helpless “hobbits” who need their rescue, or need affirmative action…because it allows these jerkoffs to sweep under the rug that competition is currently illegal… resolving that would take initiative and courage conservatives don’t have. So they offer hand wringing and scraps in an incipient police state
Seeing whites, who conquered the entire world, as some sort of innocent hobbit people is perhaps the most incredible self-image role reversible of al time. The leftist view of whiteness as some sort of supernatural force behind conquest & domination is less wrong.
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"It's actually quite sophisticated and intelligent to ignore the central claims of the people you're arguing against and rebut a claim no one has made"
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The #1 boogeyman of online American rightoids — Indian immigrants — are incarcerated at about 1/3 the rate of native whites. Other rightoid boogeymen which are incarcerated at rates less than whites: Middle Easterners and South Americans. The low-crime champs: East Asians.
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🧵by Helen Andrews here but there's one particular thing to note here When the incident happened (black high schooler murders white for basically no reason) in 1904 Kansas high schools were *integrated by law* Does that fit your model of the past?
This murder from 1904 is almost exactly like Karmelo Anthony and Austin Metcalf: At a high-school track practice in Kansas City, a group of black kids shout insults from the stands; the white captain comes over and asks them to stop; a black teenager shoots him in the heart.
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"Testing correctly identified the author of this piece as a woman"
Replying to @mattyglesias
The author of the article was correctly identified by childhood intelligence testing as good enough at writing to have a career as a journalist but too weak at logic to craft arguments that make sense. 😂
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The ideology that you use for group coherence is actually *extremely* important
The Irish are a great example of how grievance politics ruins you in the long run.
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Reminder Importing hostile foreigners to decapitate the natives: sensible centrism - one billion Britons, solve the housing crisis by building in the Green Zones! Don't import hostile foreigners: radical extremism, no one wants that, betting on the British public being bastards
Fundamentally, the British right has bet that the British public are, for want of a better word, bastards econ.st/4uwTfqx Illustration: Nate Kitch
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Blacks simply cannot riot without institutional NGO support USAID paid for riots
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This is likely true - the point here is narrower - blacks don't "just riot" - they need the "anger" and the institutional support to do so x.com/cmonjussthetip/status/…

Replying to @CovfefeAnon
I think it's more that the big Lefty NGOs and main players decided that the optics of the Anthony-Metcalf murder were too unfavorable to want to have riots this time. I think they're still plenty institutionally capable of setting off and supporting riots, but just decided to pass on this one.
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Covfefe Anon retweeted
Karmelo Anthony murdered a white kid in cold blood, and the response from the black community proves that no innocent black was ever lynched in the history of the world.
🚨THIS IS HOW THE KARMELO ANTHONY TRIAL LOOK
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Covfefe Anon retweeted
Replying to @uncledoomer
women are so socially inept they think that just thinking about something hard enough is the same thing as actual social signals
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We may all agree that wokeness might have gone a touch too far in some places but now we're putting a black man in prison just for murdering someone? Looks to me like the backlash is just as bad and extreme
Wow! Just freakin wow! DISGUSTING… This is not justice, this is trying to make an example!!!
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