@Cunda22 profile picture
Cunda @Cunda22

Self made millionaire, Entrepreneur, philanthropist. I like cheezels

Joined March 2012
  • Tweets 23,282
  • Following 1,338
  • Followers 4,014
114 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
Cunda@Cunda22
11 Jun 2015
I have sex the same way I play video games, I just press all the buttons and hope like shit it's a special move or something.
29
1,026
1,504
Cunda@Cunda22
11 Jun 2019
They say genius is sometimes the simple things, so now I understand why women are so complicated.
4
6
Cunda@Cunda22
11 Dec 2018
If boobs are measured in cup sizes then how many boobs are there in a standard drink?
5
7
Cunda retweeted
Fickle Filly@Fickle_Filly
2 Aug 2018
There are some people you only meet once in a lifetime and that’s more than enough.
5
241
376
Cunda retweeted
Tater 🍁🐾@TrueTorontoGirl
2 Nov 2018
Fuck a vegan. They need some meat.
3
7
39
Cunda retweeted
Little Greenis@DurtMcHurtt
18 Sep 2018
Accidentally burped into my inflatable girlfriend while blowing her up and now she has BO.
6
19
Cunda retweeted
Lovely Potatoes@robin_991
18 Sep 2018
Welcome to your 40’s. Everything jiggles.
5
86
163
Cunda retweeted
Teewee@Chloestylo
19 Mar 2018
I'm not really judgmental, unless you're stupid..
15
227
360
Cunda retweeted
Disdain@IsaacDisdain
22 Jun 2018
I’m finding it more and more difficult to tell the difference between a vegan and a heroin addict.
4
12
Cunda@Cunda22
16 Jun 2018
I've never met a duck who played soccer before, but I reckon that'd really quack me up.
2
6
Cunda@Cunda22
16 Jun 2018
It's a perfect night to find a secret passageway behind a bookshelf & go fuck yourself.
2
5
10
Cunda retweeted
bubble girl@JessObsess
16 Jun 2018
If you don't teabag all of your friends when you're drunk, you don't even deserve to have testicles.
4
18
Cunda retweeted
Tater 🍁🐾@TrueTorontoGirl
11 Jun 2018
If you cry in your soup you'll have more soup.
8
80
195
Cunda retweeted
Tater 🍁🐾@TrueTorontoGirl
27 May 2018
A coffin is just a hammock with a lid.
2
10
28
Cunda retweeted
Stubaby@Floatersfinest
7 Dec 2017
My life is broken. I’ve tried complaining to the manufacturers but they’ve retired. I’m pretty sure the architect is a figment of imagination. So I’m reduced to turning to you lot for advice So yeah, I’m pretty fucked
1
2
4
Cunda@Cunda22
29 Dec 2017
To be honest, I really love you guys. I don’t even care if you’re all fat.
24
36
Cunda@Cunda22
14 Dec 2017
Everybody’s a fuckface if you’ve had enough to drink.
11
29
Cunda@Cunda22
8 Dec 2017
Women are kinda like garbage bins cause they're only good for sticking your junk in them & you really only need to take them out once a week.
2
3
Cunda retweeted
~Cindy~🇨🇦@CindyNoPants
1 Dec 2016
Did you guys know if you sneak into the woods with a chainsaw, dressed as a clown to cut your own Christmas tree, no one will stop you.
14
29
Load more