I want to be self-employed but I refuse to work for Jews

Fucking size of that ironing board.

lol

Smile if you went 0-6 against Georgia this year

BREAKING: James Talarico has been arrested for attempting to break into Graham Platner's house

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: 1. The Who 2.The Rolling Stones 3. YES 4. Allman Bros 5. Tedeschi Trucks Band 6. Humble Pie 7. AC/DC 8. Triumph 9. Marshall Tucker Band 10. Joe Cocker

Happy 77th Birthday, Archie Manning! Master of Improvisation

If Hudson Swafford wins the PGA Championship I will send 2 dozen tour balls to the first 5 people that like and share this tweet.

After hours, the Subaru dealership turns into karaoke night where aging lesbians sing their favorite 80s songs. Years of smoking makes their voices rough but it works for them.

Amazing read about John Boyd, A profane, broke fighter pilot from Erie who designed the F-16, set fire to a general’s necktie, and wrote the plan for the second wave attack against Iran thirty years before it happened. "Sometime in the next several days, the President of the United States will sit in the Situation Room and decide whether to launch the second wave against Iran.... Iran is, in the language of military theory, in a degraded decision cycle. Their loop has slowed. Ours, perhaps, has not. That last sentence is the entire intellectual estate of a man who died of cancer in West Palm Beach twenty-nine years ago. He never made general... He is in the room with the President this week, whether the President knows it or not. His name is John Boyd, and Iran should be more afraid of his ghost than of our Tomahawks." You'll have to scroll halfway down to read about this remarkable man. open.substack.com/pub/charli…

When the only torque wrench you have that’s in calibration is a 1/4” drive…

Officially launching Astronauts For America has been incredible! It was great to be at the National Air & Space Museum in DC today as we officially started this effort to protect our democracy.

Trump cheated in 2016. Trump tried to cheat in 2020 and got caught. Trump cheated again in 2024. We MUST pass nationwide voter ID laws to stop Trump and his cohorts from cheating again in 2028. It’s time to pass the SAVE AMERICA ACT and SAVE OUR DEMOCRACY!! 🇺🇦🌊✊🏿💉😷

Shane F’n Lowry

My goodness. Space-X is light years ahead of NASA’s camera views. It’s embarrassing.

I went to see Project Hail Mary. Great movie, I highly recommend it. The less you know about it going in, the better. Trust me. The guy in front of me in the theater brought his dog in to see the movie with him. I think it was a service animal. But the dog really seemed to be enjoying the movie, it was strange. So I said to the guy afterwards, "I know this is going to sound strange, but it seemed like your dog really enjoyed the movie." He said, "It is strange. He hated the book."

International Harvester has entered the light helicopter market.

Stop it 👇😂😂