"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in our philosophy."

Joined February 2012
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Norway is coming🇳🇴
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RT @WolfMalca: Kein Scherz! In #Gaza gibt einen neuen Hotspot: Das “Nova Festival Café” hat eröffnet. Und mehr braucht es über die Kultur…
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“At this point, MAGA is just Stockholm Syndrome for people who don’t know where Stockholm is.” ~ Josh Helfgott
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Which America? Brasil? Costa Rica? Canada?
Most Europeans have no idea how absolutely furious with Europe America is. This is not just another disagreement. Betrayal is not something you just let slide. And the mouthy responses from Europeans are pouring gas on that fire. They have misjudged the situation gravely & it will have grave consequences for Europe— economically AND militarily.
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Polls show 59% of Americans disapprove of U.S. military action in Iran, with 60-68% holding favorable views of NATO. While some U.S. officials accused Europe of betrayal for urging de-escalation, no polls indicate broad American fury toward Europe. pewresearch.org/politics/2026/… news.gallup.com/poll/700889/u.…
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A former Sergeant Major in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body... Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The students having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest. Dead silence... The rest of the year went very smoothly. Source: USMC
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Haas im Netz retweeted
Neuer Skandal in Israel. Während der katholische Kardinal in Jerusalem aus Sicherheitsgründen nicht zur Grabeskirche gelassen wurde, dürfen die Juden ungehindert in Scharen an der Klagemauer … oh, wait
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Haas im Netz retweeted
Ich geh mal davon aus, dass für die kommende knackige Teuerung auch wieder die Wirte schuld sein werden?
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Dr Asim Abdul Sattar, the author of "Theory of Evolution is a Lie"
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Der Wiederaufbau Gazas schreitet voran. Man ist dankbar für die Unterstützung von @AmnestyAustria , der mutigen @ShouraHashemi und natürlich der @UNRWA sowie @FranceskAlbs und @varoufakis_gr
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Die Vatniks gehen grad steil, weil @ZelenskyyUa dem Gulasch-Putin klar sagt, wohin er sich seinen kleinen Pimmel schieben kann. 😂
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Niemals vergessen. Fischer beim Obersten Holocaustleugner. 2015: Austria president to become first European leader in Iran in decade timesofisrael.com/austria-pr…
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Plötzlich und unerwartet 🖤
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Es wird Zeit, aus Solidarität Kopftuch & Turban zu tragen 🥳
FPÖ wirft sich schützend vor das Mullah-Regime 🫣
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Teheran, nachdem die Nachricht Khamenei ist getötet worden, öffentlich wurde:
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Le dessin du jour, par #Félix
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NO JOKE: The Islamic regime in Iran has just been elected as Vice-Chair of the U.N. Commission for Social Development, whose priority theme will be promoting democracy, gender equality, and ensuring tolerance and non-violence. Chair: “I hear no objection.”
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Best wishes from #UK! #dollar #Euro
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

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DER Fassmann?

ALT Fassmann Oevp GIF

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