thought criminal | artist | wood sculptor | writer | humorist | politically homeless
Joined May 2009
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Hard to imagine a less smart day on social media than one where Trump and the MAGAs are big mad at the Pope. π
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Area man way too excited to be photographed with homeless guy in novelty underwear.
America has never been safer now that Dean Cain, the original Superman, is working with the Department of War to bring truth, justice and kicking ass just like he did on his home planet Eternia.
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Arturo Sandoval
BB King
Tower of Power
Koko Taylor
Stanley Jordan
Peter Gabriel
Genesis
Chicago
Toto
Dizzy Gillespie
Who are ten artists/bands you are glad you were able to see live? Doesn't have to be in order.
Chris Stapleton right before Traveller blew up
Jim Cullum Jazz Band
Raymond Fairchild
90s Pantera
Willie Nelson
Big Daddy Kane
90s Aerosmith
90s Metallica
Pink Floyd
Dave Gahan
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May 4
What a weird world. Kemp dominated a primary in 2022 against the Trump machine. He crushed Abrams in the general. He got the Religious Freedom Restoration Act passed, banned boys in girls' sports, passed the fetal heartbeat ban, enacted school choice, etc. But weirdos hate him.
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Perfect model for 98% of heated debates on social media. instagram.com/reel/DXW32nSijβ¦
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Hard to imagine a less smart day on social media than one where Trump and the MAGAs are big mad at the Pope. π
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Apr 15
The βI went to 12 years of Catholic schoolβ energy on this site has never been bigger
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Fine Art Auction by Annapolis Marine Art Gallery by Annapolis Marine Art Gallery amag.betterworld.org/auctionβ¦
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Apr 14
If only you were in a position to do something about federal spending.
Apr 14
The affordability crisis was caused by one thing:
Excessive federal spending
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The GOP under Trump.
Apr 11
What is a parody that was done so well that most people to this day don't realize it was a parody?
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Being politically homeless has turned out to be much more comfortable than "living indoors."
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Trump could fill a gunny sack full of adorable kittens and a brick and toss it in the middle of a pond and this one would clap enthusiastically.
Apr 5
What a difference a REAL President makes! πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ
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Boomers on Facebook getting duped by AI slop
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Five shows to get to know me...
1. Farscape
2. The Twilight Zone
3. Barney Miller
4. The Simpsons
5. The X Files
Apr 3
Five shows to get to know meβ¦
1. Get Smart
2. Better Off Ted
3. Person of Interest
4. In Living Color
5. Star Trek (TOS)
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If a POTUS can eliminate birhtright citizenship by XO, another POTUS could bring it back the same way. Don't enable your political team when it starts playing Calvinball.
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Apr 3
Jonathan, believed to be 193 and the worldβs oldest known tortoise, is still alive on St. Helena despite rumors of his death. Officials dismissed the reports as a hoax, saying he is βvery much alive.β
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Everyone involved in this campaign could be downsized.
As part of preparations for Americaβs 250th anniversary, Interior is reviewing wildlife nomenclature to better reflect the nationβs history and character.
Following this review, the raccoon (Procyon lotor) will be renamed the Liberty Bandit, effective April 1, 2026.
ALT A raccoon stands on snow and ice near water, its thick fur and black facial mask visible as it looks toward the camera.
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Mar 31
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Tourists can push a button and the statue does an "Elaine" dance to YMCA.
Mar 31
Not a parody, not a comedy show item. Donald Trump has designed for his Presidential Library main hall, as its highlight, a 10m tall golden statue of himself.
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