Politics, Books, Pittsburgh Pirates, and then some. Pennsylvanian. Husband. Dad x 2. NoVA denizen.
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12 Sep 2023
And as a follow up- we just had our 2nd this past month. Mom and baby and toddler all doing fine. Will endeavor to have less time on this hellsite.
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one must always consider the possibility that in Middle East diplomacy, literally everyone is lying all the time.
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Jun 12
"the organizations" you are referring to are specifically invested and structured in not only not solving problems, but making them worse, so they can keep trying to take money.
Jun 12
Really hard to imagine becoming a trillionaire and not wanting to immediately liquidate enough assets to give at least a few hundred billion to organizations making the world a better place.
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Jun 11
Seinfeld episode 2026: Jerry gets tickets courtside and brings George, who decides, with the Knicks down 20 with 10 minutes left, he will leave the game early to beat the rush out of MSG.
As the Knicks mount a comeback he tries to get back into the Garden. He waves his ticket, name drops James Dolan, but nothing works and he ends up getting arrested.
Meantime, Kramer sneaks into the Garden and helps Mike Brown draw up the game winning play.
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Jun 10
Partisanship is a helluva drug.
Jun 10
Klain is a former U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum board member...
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Jun 10
Me and the boys rolling up to help out with the chicken coup
Vice President JD Vance put up a chicken coup outside the VP’s residence. A spokesperson tells me he will tend to the chickens. His kids already named the chicks. The coop was made by Carolina Coops, an American-owned small business which has been in business for 18 years. The owner Matt DuBoise pictured here after putting the coup up. #Chickens #FreshEggs #VP (pics courtesy Vice President Vance’s Office)
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Jun 9
It’s funny that Bates is now just known as the guy you hire if you want someone to soullessly lie for you
Scoop: Gallego hires Andrew Bates for crisis comms around Swalwell axios.com/2026/06/09/democra…
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“This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout, he’s shakin’ me off. You believe that shit? Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.”
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How is Platner ‘working class’?
He comes from a distinguished and affluent family.
He went to a prestigious boarding school, Hotchkiss.
His family bought his home.
He has a vanity business.
Prior to Maine he sloshed around in DC with political elites and activists.
Dysfunctional, downwardly mobile leftists always try to pass off their destination as their origin story, but if you pay attention at all it’s not convincing.
Jun 6
If you don't know at least a handful of guys like Graham, you've never done a day of physical labor in your life and you should really think long and hard about your own class position and why Platner is winning Maine so handily...
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Jun 5
The Pope is going to issue an Encyclical about this.
Jun 5
Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:
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Jun 5
No, Graham Platner is not relatable. He's not like most guys. Most guys don't have the skeletons in their closets that he does.
Stop letting politics make you psycho.
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Jun 5
There is no corroborating evidence Brett Kavanaugh and Christine Blasey Ford ever met. All four people who Ford said were at a party where the alleged assault occurred, including her close female friend, said there was no such party. The close friend also said she didn’t believe Ford’s story, and that she told the FBI Ford’s allies threatened her with a smear campaign if she refused to lie and confirm it.
Jun 4
The allegations against Platner are better corroborated than the allegations against Brett Kavanaugh were and it will be interesting to see who manages to be consistent in their beliefs about such things.
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Jun 5
Platner admits to “self-medicating” with alcohol during these incidents. The thing about drunks — which Platner was/is — is that they are completely unreliable narrators about the stuff they did while drunk.
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Jun 4
"You guys just don't know any drug addicts" is the sickest burn I've ever seen on twitter
Hunter Biden is a dime a dozen in an AA meeting. He’s telling jokes you’ll hear from a dude with a face tattoo in a church basement on any given Tuesday afternoon. You guys just don’t know any drug addicts.
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Jun 2
At this point, I'd rather see posts with AI-generated imagery than posts written in that godawful turgid AI-generated prose
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Jun 2
There’s something pure Faulkner about the decline of the Biden family. Toss in the tragedy of Beau and you have quite a novel. Cc @EsotericCD
Jun 2
“They need the money,” says @MarkHalperin about Jill Biden’s motivations for publishing a book when some Democrat would prefer the Bidens lay low. The Bidens “have huge money issues,” Mark says. “They’ve got mouths to feed and grandkids. And Hunter’s not making money anymore. Oh my goodness they need the money.” @DrBiden @HunterBiden @LarryOConnor @KevinPWalling
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May 31
When Mr. Spock and Jimi Hendrix get together, it’s time to set the phasers to Purple Haze, motherfucker.
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In a nation of plummeting pride and MAGA hats, “patriotism just isn’t cool anymore,” Arthur Krystal writes. newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…
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