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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
I was told we needed a billion taxpayer dollars to build a ballroom at the White House to hold events for security, but the administration just held a giant outdoor event on the front lawn of the White House.
How does that work?
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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
The irony is almost unbelievable.
For years, some conservatives warned that Obama would turn the White House into a celebrity playground, politicize every institution, and treat it like his personal brand.
He didn’t.
Now there’s a UFC event on the White House grounds, corporate sponsorships everywhere, and a cage fight being used as a presidential spectacle.
Trump did to the White House what his critics feared.
The joke wrote itself.
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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
RIP the hatch act
I’ve been to every Republican National Convention since 1992.
This @ufc is the best political event I’ve ever seen.
USA!
Happy 250th Birthday America. 🇺🇸
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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
There has never been a more perfect metaphor.
He didn’t drain the swamp, he literally installed one.
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The Reflecting Pool is currently experiencing an algae outgrowth, indicating high pH conditions.
Such a high pH is known to strip paint, potentially ruining Trump's $14M paint renovation.
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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
Trying to imagine the coverage if Obama had spent $60 million to host a pay-per-view NBA event at the White House where LeBron called Melania a hooker.
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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
This is enough money to cover universal free college for every US student for nearly a decade btw
🚨 BREAKING: Trump's new peace deal with Iran includes a $340 billion payment by the United States to Iran.
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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
I don't understand why maga is upset about the Kennedy Center, they've been happily redacting trump's name from everything for over a year now and they never had a problem before...🤷♂️
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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
Jun 14
This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president
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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
Can’t help but notice all the people who said Obama would desecrate the White House with Escalades and rap music on the South Lawn are absolutely loving this UFC fight on the South Lawn.
Probably just a coincidence.
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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
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He eliminated USAID, and defunded pediatric cancer research for this.
He cut every worthy program so he could paint super algae-producing reflecting pools & post his name to already-named buildings-
If you think this UFC spectacle didn't cost any tax payer money, you deserve to be publicly tarred & feathered.
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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
She’s kissing Trump’s ass way harder than John Cornyn did, and he’s still going to support her primary opponent—all because she voted to release the Epstein files.
Jun 14
To the man who put his life on the line save our great country, Happy Birthday!!
May God abundantly bless you! We love you!
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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
.@CommunityNotes for the win. @EricTrump is a terrible liar.
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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
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LMAO. So they're doing it for free?
The official broadcast for Trump's UFC fight announces that fighters will be paid in crypto from the Trump family's crypto company
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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
Jun 14
FBI agents aren’t cops. They are highly skilled investigators. Spend time and money advancing that, not performative informercials for a skill they don’t need.
This idea was simple…
In a partnership with @ufc we would get the best fighters in the world training with the best cops in the world!
The American people WILL be protected.
-DKP🇺🇸
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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
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Wow “Coach!” Never expected you would actually want to debate. I’ll send you the GPS pin so you can make it up from Santa Rosa Beach.
Now that this residency witch-hunt is behind us, it’s time for Doug Jones to come out of his hole and start talking about the issues.
In 2020, I ran against a liberal Doug Jones, but he has since fallen deep into the socialist, marxist mind virus taking over half of our country.
I look forward to beating Doug Jones (again) and being elected as Alabama’s next Governor.
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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
Jun 14
The only Kentucky
resident to ever receive excellent healthcare.
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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
Worth pointing out that this entire event proves no one in the Trump Administration believes that bullshit about needing a ballroom for security.
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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
Ok, so let me get this straight…the dude who puked on himself live on tv during his weigh in, is hurling insults at the former First Lady now?
Disgusting. Welcome to the Trump Administration.
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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
"Excuse me. What are my core beliefs again?"
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Father I. Pfreely retweeted
I took care of sick kids at the hospital today.
Looking forward to the fights.
Happy birthday, @POTUS!
#UFCWhiteHouse
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