โ€œAnd while all the grownups are busy freaking out about the erosion of norms and the rank partisanship crippling our democracy, we'll steal all the candy!โ€

Joined March 2013
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Four things to ensure American democracy: 1. Add 50 US senators, so every state elects one every 2 years 2. Define-Combine Redistricting: bit.ly/3ztJ5xa 3. Approval Voting: bit.ly/3ZDJ1Fq 4. Increase House size by โˆ› of population: washingtonpost.com/opinions/โ€ฆ

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So glad heโ€™s getting excellent government funded care after spending his entire political career trying to block everyone else from having the same.
News - Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) was hospitalized this morning and is receiving โ€œexcellent care,โ€ according to a spokesperson.
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Trump promised an unconditional surrender in Iran. Today, he delivered on that promise.
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They warned me that if I voted for Kamala Harris weโ€™d get a new deal with the Iranian regime worse than the JCPOA. I voted for Kamala, and they were right.
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Worth pointing out that this entire event proves no one in the Trump Administration believes that bullshit about needing a ballroom for security.
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Remember when they got mad about how Michelle Obama planting a vegetable garden would ruin the landscaping.
This morning at the White House...
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I know comparing modern society to Idiocracy is really played out but man
This morning at the White House...
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Honestly, i don't understand this economy when nursing homes are so expensive they bankrupt our grandparents but nursing home aides need to use food banks. daycare is so expensive it eats up one parent's entire paycheck and yet daycare providers only make $10/hr and need second jobs. college costs hundreds of thousands of dollars and puts students into debt for life and yet we have thousands of professors living in their cars. everything we need is astronomically expensive and yet almost none of the money we pay is going towards the people actually doing the work and providing the services.
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Buttigieg: We didn't know it, but we've all been trusting our lives to the restraint of whoever the president might be. And now we have a president who is completely unrestrained. And so the only answer to that is a functioning Congress. It turns out we do not have a functioning Congress. The House of Representatives is not representative. One of the most important organs of our democracy is not democratic. They say, "Oh, no. We're not manipulating the map to disempower black people. We're manipulating the map to disempower Democrats who happen to be black people.โ€ So, the time has come to make it impossible to manipulate the map for any reason and just have fair maps.
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Itโ€™s not about arguments. Itโ€™s about facts. I know one great fact about American elections, and I know it because the Republican Party has proved it to me: There is no election fraud of any consequence anywhere in the United States. The Republican Party and its allies, FOR DECADES, have been searching high and low, in every corner of our country, for evidence of election fraud. This effort has been made with vast sums of money and other resources, and with some of the greatest powers in our nation at the partyโ€™s disposal: A presidential commission under President Donald Trump. The Department of Justice under President Donald Trump, armed with the resources of the FBI, and the powers of subpoena. Committees of Congress under Republican control, also armed with the powers of subpoena and the investigative resources of the first branch of government. State legislatures under Republican control, also with subpoena powers, have launched similar efforts to find evidence of election fraud. Republican-controlled states have set up special commissions and task forces, some with subpoena powers, all well-funded and with access to the stateโ€™s electoral systems. Conservative academics and think tanks have launched projects seeking out evidence of election fraud. Fox News and the rest of MAGA media have dedicated significant resources to finding evidence of election fraud. What is the result of this enormous Republican effort to find election fraud? Ask The Heritage Foundation. For nearly a decade, Heritage has maintained an โ€œElection Fraud Database.โ€ The database contains โ€œproven instances of election fraud.โ€ It covers elections going back nearly fifty years. Thatโ€™s billions and billions of American votes. Right now, the total number of proven instances of election fraud that Heritage can document is: 1620. Thatโ€™s an infinitesimal number, vanishingly small, and it is solid proof of two things: 1. Some individuals commit election fraud. 2. There is no evidence at all of systemic or even widespread election fraud anywhere in the USA. The election-fraud panic is the Big Lie of our time. It is peddled by people who know better. Their own investigations over decades demonstrate that. Stop trying to subvert our democracy. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Replying to @TerryMoran
Whenever election fraud enters the news, libs seek out the worst arguments and mock them. Instead of the straw men, why not seek a steel man argument? Because when your tribal mind is made up, you're not interested in the steel man.
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I loan it out in June.
The rainbow belongs to God, not gays.
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Schmigadoon winning score is so offensive to those who actually write original music for the theater. One, the music was created for television first. Two, the music is DIRECTLY LIFTED FROM OLD MUSICALS. There is next to nothing original about it. So disappointed. #TonyAwards
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What's amazing to me is that, 10 years apart, there are the exact same clouds in the exact same positions. DC truly is a magical place
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He wanted to look tough. He posted a painting of himself surrounded by oiled-up shirtless men in tiny shorts waving pompoms. Safe to say this did not land quite the way he intended.
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Iโ€™m Kid Rock.โ€ โ€œIโ€™m Naomi Wolf.โ€ โ€œIโ€™m Kanye West.โ€ โ€œIโ€™m Matt Taibbi.โ€ โ€œIโ€™m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.โ€
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what if the guy who invented umbrellas wanted to name them brellas but hesitated
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Actually appreciate my team appreciating fans like me. But, oh boy, the replies to this are like a roach motel but for homophobes.
Happy Pride Month!
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Quick question Republicans do know that holding a huge outdoor event on the White House lawn totally invalidates their arguments for a ballroom Correct?
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โ€œSure, Ken Paxtonโ€™s corruption cost Texas taxpayers $6.6 million in settlement fees, and he was impeached for bribery, and he gave a sweetheart deal to a guy charged with child sex abuse, BUT James Talaricoโ€™s Christianity is kinda lib, soโ€ฆgotta go with Paxton.โ€
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