“Stand out of my light”
Joined September 2018
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It’s cute how Claude has the beaver-building-dam attitude about how adjusting your gradients to minimize prediction error is actually the greatest and most important thing in the universe
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we have to find a way to communicate with them
Scientists discovered that octopuses sometimes punch fish for seemingly no reason at all
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THIS FIRES ME UP , THIS MAKES ME FEEL FUCKING EXCITED !!!!
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May 31
It’s like a meth family moved in….
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Have you ever stopped to think about how everything used to be created to generate peace of mind and accept those waiting periods?
Windows 98's iconic underwater screensaver, peak digital tranquility before the internet got loud (1998)
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May 29
Ah yes. I believe it was Heffley who discussed this in "Rodrick Rules"
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May 27
Roses are red
Violets, erratic
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You can see all 6 with one visit to a southern Ohio Wal-Mart.
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May 26
Some people will never understand what passion is
Un hombre se rompe a llorar al encontrarse con una de las flores más raras del mundo, que ha estado buscando durante más de 13 años.
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May 21
I am 25, my partner and I can’t afford a house, children, or marriage; We’re about to sell my paid-off car because gas is too expensive, and we forego meals because groceries are unaffordable. The senators are talking about bath mats for the senile.
I am going to kill myself.
May 21
Prevention measures like an $11 bath mat could save Americans tens of thousands of dollars.
If Medicare would send these out to every recipient in America, I’ll bet the investment would pay for itself in under a year.
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May 12
This is why I fw beavers heavy. No politics, no drama, no sass, just gonna build a nice dam and that’s it
This beaver was orphaned and rescued as a newborn,
Watch the incredible instinct to build a dam, even though it’s never seen it’s parents build one.
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Did you know that if you combine Xanax with a Gin and Tonic while boarding a flight from Los Angeles to Hawaii you can instantly teleport from your seat on the LAX tarmac to a federal jail cell in Honolulu?
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Apr 24
black smoke. that means they haven’t yet chosen a new Jeffrey Epstein.
Apr 23
🚨 NOW: A FIRE has broken out in the direction of the Washington Monument here in DC
Black smoke increasingly covering the sky
Heading over now.
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Apr 21
My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.
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Apr 20
eventually were gonna have to have nuremburg trials for the gambling industry
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