As the President of the Republic of Chicha Pattani, I strongly condemn the ballistic missile attack launched by Sahiwal against Okara.
We urge both parties to respect each other’s sovereignty, territorial integrity, and recognized boundaries.
To prevent further escalation, I am offering my diplomatic team to mediate peace talks between Sahiwal and Okara. Dialogue must prevail over conflict.
However, if Sahiwal continues its aggression, the Republic of Chicha Pattani will have no choice but to announce full support for Okara and immediately dispatch military aid, including our legendary 5th-generation stealth fighter jets, 12 elite goats of the Presidential Guard, and the feared Chicha Pattani Strategic Coconut Missile Command.
We remain committed to peace, but we are fully prepared to defend our allies and stability in the region.
Regards,
Field Marshal ARSALAN,
“The Supreme Commander of Air Force One-and-a-Half”
President of the Great Republic of Chicha Pattani
Custodian and Defender of the Eastern Roundabout
Chief Goat Marshal of the Presidential Guard
#PrayForOkara #StandWithPeace #ChichaPattaniStrong
JUST IN: Sahiwal has launched Ballistic Missiles towards Okara in retaliation of the Subsonic Missile attack earlier today.
I condemn these escalations and request both of the parties to avoid fighting.