Red panda enthusiast. Specialist in The Simpsons quotes. Socialist & "Marxist Scumbag". Music lover. Part-time Animal Crossing fan account ๐ She/Her
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20 Jul 2020
Time for the #AnimalCrossing does...superthread with whatโs been attempted so far!
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This is better than anything AI has ever or will ever make
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absolutely hammered yet still manages to use his platform to speak out like that. makes me feel a shred of national pride ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐ต๐ธ
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fuck @jimmyfallon is a spineless cunt. rolling over for an abusive violent rapist
Jun 17
Conor McGregor spoke about his return fight on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
"I'm born for this I'm not born for anything else. Fighting is my bread and butter, it's what lights a fire in my belly. It's the best version of me, I'm happy to be back."
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Jun 17
Animal Crossing: Wild World | Nintendo DS - 2005
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I bought these 70 cornflake things yesterday and left them in the van.
Theyโve melted together into one, so Iโm having it for breakfast.
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Jun 17
Ahoy there, dean. I understand you're taking suggestions from students, eh?
Well, me and my fourth-form chums think it would be quite corking... if you'd sign over your oil well to the local energy concern.
#Simpsons
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Jun 17
visiting the local celebrity before i re-experience the water temple in 2026
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Jun 16
Everybody was told in 2010-15 that austerity was painful but necessary to improve living standards. And then no improvements came, ever.
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Jun 16
The older I get, the more convinced I am that anxiety and depression are just natural responses to a deeply unjust society.
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Youโll get a longer prison sentence for replying โyesโ to Mike Twatโs tweet than you would if you go and help the IDF commit genocide in Gaza (the British police wonโt even arrest you๐) ๐
Jun 15
Do you support the Palestine Action group?
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Well Keir Starmer is selling my medical records to Palantir so arrest him too ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ
JUST IN: UK hospital worker accused of trying to sell Princess Kateโs medical records.
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Jun 17
Young Grey Seal comes to check out the jetty on the Isle of May
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Wait, so the MPs largely voted against it and yet its still being implemented?
The fuck is the point in voting at this point
Jun 15
If it was so important for you, how come you didn't vote in favour of it in March?
Only John McDonnell out of your 400 MPs voted in favour.
You are a hypocrite, just like all the rest.
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Jun 16
No. Youโre the one making people unhappy, you insufferable cunt.
'Social media is making children unhappy.'
PM Sir Keir Starmer speaks in Downing Street, as he announces a social media ban for under-16s
๐บ Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Jun 16
It's crazy how *if* I fucked you up and beat you to within an inch of your life, I would potentially get a more lenient prison sentence than if I was to answer "yes" to this question loaded with political thuggery
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Such is the draconian, dystopian, horrid impact of your govt.
Jun 15
Do you support the Palestine Action group?
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The Blob has got me!
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Okay but actually don't though. Because it can spread to non data center areas and can be very hard to get rid of. Find a very aggressive and hard to kill plant native to your area and plant those near the data centers instead.
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Jun 16
Absolutely disgusting. Also a perfect example of why people turn to direct action against weapons manufacturers when we're urged over and over again to use the "democratic process".
Holy crap. Peter Kyle CALLED THE POLICE on his own constituent because she wrote him a letter about Gaza.
doughtystreet.co.uk/news/briโฆ
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Jun 16
A large chunk of the replies to this are โI had a really fucking miserable childhood so other kids now should have tooโ
Jun 15
thatโs the question isnโt it. what WILL she do? there are no youth clubs for her to attend. food, cinema tickets, any sort of third space activity is all too expensive. their parents are underpaid, saturday jobs donโt exist any more, children have truly been abandoned by the govt
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Jun 16
Bro losing a pet is already extremely hard to deal with so I can't imagine seeing your pet get shot by a coward ass cop right in front of you smh
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