Fiction in @Salamander_Mag, @LAReview, and @emersonreview and The Best American Mystery Stories 2019. Novel-in-progress. Sound Mixer for TV/Film. He/him.

Joined November 2016
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Lol having your "truck" towed out by a minivan is somehow deeply symbolic.
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Behold, Christopher: your life's work.
I don’t think white men in 2026 are more oppressed than black men in 1826
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Worth remembering that 1/6/21 was a Wednesday.
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Michael Tracey will always be remembered as the guy who cried for weeks on end that this constituted assault.

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15 Dec 2025
Rob Reiner will always be remembered as the guy who in 2017 launched, along with @davidfrum, an outfit called "Committee to Investigate Russia," whose purpose was to warn that Russia was "waging war" on the US. The outfit was filled with former National Security State operatives
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Excuse me, Mr. Vice President, can you say that a little louder, with feeling, for the people in back.
16 Dec 2025
I would say there's a difference between not liking Israel (or disagreeing with a given Israeli policy) and anti-semitism.
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Modern American conservatism is a perpetual high-decibel burlesque of deliberately and/or inadvertently misunderstanding everything.
The Vatican just scolded the United States for making people behave before letting them in. Doesn’t Heaven do that…?
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As a Jewish American, I think the degree to which allegations of antisemitism have been exploited by bad-faith operators is several orders of magnitude more antisemitic than any criticism of Netanyahu or the IDF. Like this right here 👇
Replying to @Maria4Dist6
It’s interesting to see people not get that the whole point of the Tax the Rich chant is to disguise an anti-Semitic trope. The extremist left are truly, deeply hateful of Jewish people. They try to hide it but it can’t help but rear its ugly vile head. It is so obvious what they are doing: bash Israel, bash successful Jews, bash anyone who calls out anti-semitism. Tax the Rich has to of course start with NYC, home to more Jews than anywhere else outside of Israel.
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The Democrat Shutdown is causing flight disruptions and travel delays for Americans.
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It is a national failure that I know who this fucking dumbass is.
Incredible traction on this troll. If I do say so myself lol. Yes everyone agrees. More standardized tests for the youfs
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It seems that Charlie Kirk IS able to use "their" in the singular, after all.
When a criminal suspect is black or brown, why does the mainstream media either refuse to report their ethnicity or wrongly report they’re “possibly white?” 🤔 @CNN
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At long last, The Free Press has become a satire of itself.
24 Jul 2025
It’s not stalking, it’s called journalism.
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I assume this is addressed to the dumbest racists on teh planet.
25 Jul 2025
I assume this is addressed to Hamas?
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This is an (inadvertent, I assume) argument in favor of every employee owning a stake in company's success. In the means of production, if you will.
Imagine being an employee at a company that has NEVER turned a profit and showing up to work in these shirts.
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Trump's economy is going to abandon American born workers the second it receives public scrutiny?
Employment among American-born workers is up nearly 2M jobs since January. Thank you @POTUS
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Mike Lee carries on the rich Republican tradition of believing whatever he wants to believe.
9 Jul 2025
It was an 8-1 decision.
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Trying to make America healthy by removing nontoxic synthetic dyes from candy bars is like trying to make America sober by mandating organic non-GMO vodka. What the fuck are you even pretending to do here?
.@Hersheys just pledged to eliminate synthetic dyes from its candy by the end of 2027. I call on all other companies to follow their lead and help Make America Healthy Again.
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I guess conservative insults are just compliments now.
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Conservatives: "You're just a snowflake who needs a safe space!" Also conservatives: "We need a magic imaginary dome to feel safe everywhere or else I can't sleep at night!"
Failing to pass the One Big Beautiful Bill Act means no Golden Dome to protect the homeland.
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When you're definitely not beating the Nazi allegations.
Zohran "little muhammad" Mamdani is an antisemitic, socialist, communist who will destroy the great City of New York. He needs to be DEPORTED. Which is why I am calling for him to be subject to denaturalization proceedings. Attached is my letter to @AGPamBondi.
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In which Chaya Raichik provides the best possible endorsement of Zohran Mamdani.
NYC is f***ed if they elect Mamdani. As bad as it is now, it’s only gonna get worse.
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