The key to happiness is always go around with an Ivory Bill Woodpecker on your head.
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And now you hold in your hand a phone, camera, video camera, TV, computer, GPS guidance system, the content of the world’s libraries. How much would all that have cost 15 year old you?
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Jun 4
Describe your politics with a single gif image or video
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The thing nobody tells you about exponential change is that it feels like nothing is happening right up until the moment everything happens at once.
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46 years ago: The original era of #SNL came to a close & they delivered one of the greatest sketches of the first 5 years.
Last episode for remaining OG cast & Lorne Michaels would leave the show for the next five seasons.
"Goodnight, and goodbye."
#OTD #SNLvintage
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May 23
Let’s see if a random fork can break 6.74M views.
The series finale of “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” drew 6.74M viewers on Thursday night, making it the most-watched weeknight episode in the show’s history.
• The finale was up sharply from the show’s 2026 Q1 average of 2.69M viewers
• It’s also above “The Late Show” series premiere on Sept. 8, 2015, which averaged 6.55M viewers
• The most-watched episode remains Colbert’s post-Super Bowl broadcast on Feb. 7, 2016, which drew 20.55M viewers
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May 22
Bravo @spencerpratt. I have accompanied Judge Carter to his public hearing on Skid Row. I have followed the endless litigation with the at best incompetent homeless industry. When the 9th Circuit rejected Judge Carter’s attempt to take control of the vast puzzle palace that absorbs and wastes billions I despaired. If LA voters put you in this number one problem for the city and county can finally be tackled. There is zero excuse for 75,000 broken people to be condemned to the streets to basically die off quickly and out of sight. Press on.
May 21
If that addict on your street were your own son, what would you do? That is the defining question that guides my 5 step plan to fix the homelessness problem in LA. We *must* end this evil racket of corrupt politicians and NGOs who profit off the misery of these poor souls. They launder money and feed them more drugs, so they can keep their customers locked in this hell on our streets. We have a moral obligation from God to help them and make our city safe and clean for everyone. Karen Bass and Nithya Raman have forsaken this city. Time for real leadership. Time for real compassion.
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May 21
Kids get nothing. Tax dollars never end up doing "the good" that was promised.
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Bill Maher is 100% right here. We have a problem and we cannot ignore it. We must fight the bigotry… and shame those who espouse such views.
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May 17
Bill Maher is right. Every word of this. Where are our elected leaders? Who is speaking out? How is America starting to accept bigotry and hatred against Jews as normal?
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May 17
BREAKING:
Only 25% of Britain's think immigration is a problem, 75%...
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May 17
Don’t let this go viral though.
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This thing will be chairman of the House Appropriations Committee— the committee in charge of the nation’s checkbook — if the (D)s regain control of the House in November.
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Everyone should embrace free enterprise because thanks to free enterprise everyone now holds in their hand a phone, camera, television, library, and computer more powerful than anything NASA had 50 years ago.
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Apr 15
In their own words…
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Apr 12
Regardless of the merits of these allegations, Swalwell was always a notorious figure in Washington, constructed by Pelosi and others to serve their interests. As these figures now seek to destroy him, they cannot escape their hand in his creation... jonathanturley.org/2026/04/1…
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Apr 5
@grok What is the standard of living of the descendants of slaves in the US compared to their cousins in Africa, whose ancestors were not enslaved?
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