Still waiting for my growth spurt
Joined February 2012
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Once a Vegas killer, always a Vegas killer.
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Jun 3
The look your landman gives you when you tell him he needs to show up sober for the Thursday 11am meeting.
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May 8
Canadian rock band Sum 41 releases its debut album, All Killer No Filler. It’s an instant hit - especially the tracks “Fat Lip” and “In Too Deep.”
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Apr 10
Local Man Can't Wait To Get Out There And Suck At Golf Again buff.ly/mbXAxct
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Craig Berube in the gym
Opening up my email today to find out everyone responded to the emails I sent Friday afternoon
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I KNEW IT give me my money back you thieves
The Alcohol and Gaming Commission of Ontario (AGCO) has fined FanDuel $350,000 for "failing to appropriately identify and report unusual and suspicious betting and match-fixing activity" related to Czech Table Tennis Star Series matches in Oct/Nov. 2024.
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24 Dec 2025
anyone wanna go Christmas caroling? we're singing the debut studio album Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park in its entirety.
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22 Dec 2025
December 22nd is National Short Person Day
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I dunno how cold-topping putts while nursing a category 5 hangover is gonna help my putting but I’m willing to try anything
9 Dec 2025
Searching for a putting identity?
Many pros find comfort in a putting stroke that mimics their full swing.
Rickie: Draw
Arcing, releasing putting stroke. Blade.
Morikawa: Fade
Strt back strt thru, recent switch to ZT mallet.
Bryson: Stiff, calculated.
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The drop and execution after this shot was so amateur it’s like he’s never hit it onto a roof before
3 Dec 2025
Jordan Spieth purposely hitting it onto the roof of a clubhouse in order to manipulate the rules to get a free drop and still making 7 anyway
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Its beautiful 🥲
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26 Oct 2025
RYAN REAVES HAS MORE GOALS THAN CONNOR MCDAVID
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29 Sep 2025
I might have a hangover @RyderCupEurope 😩🇪🇺
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Finally WWE took one of my e-mail suggestions
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Why does gene look like the inside of a pizza oven
13 Jun 2025
"That's what we do. We're a resilient quit. We're never going to quit no matter what."
Leon Draisaitl joins @GenePrincipe after being the hero in Game 4
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I might actually be good at this one day
14 May 2025
What’s one golf belief you held for years… that turned out to be completely wrong?
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When CSSC has already postponed two games
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18 Feb 2025
Most obscure Four Nations Faceoff stat; team which had the home dressing room is 0-6 in the tournament. USA gets home dressing room for Thursday’s Final.
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