Righteous crabapple. Octopus royalty. Award winning sandwich artist. Ten ⭐️’s. Married to @laitbronze

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31 Jan 2017
So I got my W-2s and...
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when I was 13 I fell in love with a girl from an obscure Japanese light gun game and I saved all 27 pictures of fanart of her from rule 34. Now I have converted to orthodox Christianity but I know when I die that Momoko McManners will be waiting for me at the Lord's side
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Ocarina of Time is largely popular just because it was the new Zelda game when millennials were in middle school but it’s still orders of magnitude a better game then twilight princess
Why is Ocarina of Time considered the greatest game of all time when Twilight Princess is just better?
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My wife almost always refuses the breakfast hotdog, but sometimes…
Hot dogs are the perfect breakfast. Easy and fast. Filling and satisfying. Doesn't require decision-making. The optimal choice. And yet society scoffs.
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This is true only for a very narrow definition of “iconic” that means something like “the most people have played the game he’s in”, but the actual most iconic is Gilgamesh and it’s not close
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Sephiroth and it's not even a debate I'm not even sure why you'd need to ask. You can say whatever you want about your FAVORITE but the most iconic is easily and obviously Sephiroth.
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Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people
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My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion
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This sounds like an overambitious promise that will never come to life and result in a half-assed mechanic, meaning the remake is staying extremely faithful to the original in this aspect
Fable NPC system is so sophisticated the devs are calling it a "life simulator" You build reputation through your actions in the game, then each NPC has a different opinion of you based on your reputation. You might have to become a rich business owner to impress and date one of the NPCs in the game, but another NPC will hate you for being so rich. As a consequence, that NPC could increase the prices on their merchandise when you visit their store. Even small actions such as giving money to the homeless or evicting people out of their houses will impact your reputation, and this can be done at a very large scale, because you could: - Buy every home in the world of Fable - Evict everyone out of their homes - Have every NPC now live on the street Possibilities are quite literally endless here
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How many markers can I put on Neige before he wakes up
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Ocarina of Time is art in the same sense that a fisher price toy set is, sure
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I ran a script to replace every instance of 'whale' in Moby Dick with the word 'lesbian', and I have to tell you, Captain Ahab does not come out of it well
Replying to @ZackPolanski
Replace "billionaire" with "Jewish" in all Polanski's polemic and propaganda, and his antisemitism becomes clear. It's all just Zackshit.
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The Ocarina of Time remake should be three games (child Link, Forest, Fire, & Water Temples, Spirit and Shadow Temple) and sold as $80 releases. Each title should require an Internet connection to play but have no online features besides an in-game store that sells Heart Pieces.
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I am not exaggerating when I say that this a more interesting magic card to me then anything in the Marvel set and it is not even close.
id rather have an entire set of vanilla cards with lore than another ub set
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it's too early in the morning for me, i misread it as "the lesbian seal" and zoomed in because i couldn't find the damn seal
I painted the lesbian sea!
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it looks like that one pic of pink pantheress
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How it started / How it's going
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Speed Racer not close
If "stoner movies" didn't mean movies about smoking weed, but instead movies that are fucking amazing to watch while you're high, what are your favorite.
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Clockniss Evertea
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Why does this baked potato have eyes
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RT @corviiid: the panic when i accidentally hit the dumbfuck gr*k button is the closest ive come to re-experiencing the panic of accidental…
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